Heidi Klum Leaves Victoria's Secret

When you run down the list of hot moms out there, Heidi Klum tops that list every time. The woman has four kids and still manages to look amazing as the host of the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show every year – she even walked the runway looking svelte as can be last year a mere five weeks after giving birth. But that time is coming to an end. Klum told the New York Post’s Page Six that it’s time for her to hang up those angel wings.

“All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria's Secret. It has been an absolutely amazing time,” she told the gossip column.

I can almost hear the sighs of disappointment from men everywhere. Don’t worry, it’s not like she’s not going into hiding. Heidi “The Body” Klum will simply be spending less time running around in her underwear and more time working on her business ventures like Project Runway and her fitness clothing line. (I know that isn’t exactly any consolation.) Honestly, I don’t know how she’s managed to do it all up to this point - stay in amazing shape, model lingerie, host and produce a show, be the mother of three little kids, and spend time with her husband. That’s got soul-selling written all over it.

Boys, before you get too upset, think back on the 13 years you’ve been able to enjoy as Klum pranced around her underwear in catalogs and on television – is that not enough for you? (Are you kidding me? This woman’s been modeling underwear for 13 years? She’s got to be an android or something.) Plus, if Klum is out, that just means you’ll get a larger dose of the other angels like Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, and Alessandra Ambròsio and with the new vacancy at the top of the angelarchy, one of Victoria’s angels is about to get a hefty promotion.