Lindsay Lohan Fails Second Drug Test, Arrest Warrant Issued

Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test on Friday that TMZ reports was for cocaine, and her sacrifice gave us nice weather for the weekend. Today, TMZ is reporting she failed a second test, this one for amphetamines. Does this good news mean even MORE is coming our way? Like, will all the good Halloween costumes not be sold out before we're ready to buy one (the day of)?

Sources didn't tell TMZ what kind of amphetamine registered on Lindsay's test, but Adderall -- which she seems to have more of than freckles -- is an amphetamine, so that's my bet. They also didn't say if she failed the cocaine test or the amphetamine test first, but rather that both tests were taken around the same time the week before last. She left UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hostpital on August 25th (a Wednesday) and the week before last started on Monday, September 6th...so, 11 days? 11 days then. I've had bagels older than that.

But the story isn't over. Now, TMZ is reporting Lindsay's probation is revoked and a warrant has been issued for her arrest. However, it is being held until Friday at 8:30 AM, when Lohan's supposed to appear in court. What are the chances they will take her into custody on Friday? Everyone, start your office pools now. There's no reason not to capitalize on something that's a sure thing.